Maazi

Maazi ne ek phoonk maari,
to zindagi ki dairy se jaane kitne fasaane
sukhe gulab ki tarah bikhar gaye.
dil ke tadakhne ki awaaz aayee aur
manzar toot kar aankh me chubh gaya...
surkh se ashk aankh se dhuan ban kar nikalne lage...
aankhon ne jo dekha use dil ne thukra diya....
haathon me haath tha ..
magar kisi aur ka saath tha...
nazaren haya se jhuki thi ya sharmsaar pata nahi...
shaayad abhi bhi dil ko kone me chipi ulfat ka takaza tha...
ikraar ne inkaar ka naqab odh rakhta tha ya
yeh sirf meri khush-fehami thi..
pata nahi jo bhi tha ab yeh aalam hai ki -
"us raat main do baje tak piya...."...
.....
..
lekin subhah koi aur nahi aayee...

Shaam chugali kar rahi hai,
Raat se sautan ki tarah jhagad rahi hai,
Subah alhada si, akeli baithi hai,
Dopahar to vaise bhi mujhse khafa hai,
Kis kis ka saath doon,
Kahan se nikalun vakt
24 ghante kam padte hain...

Karyeshu Dasi, Karaneshu Manthri; Bhojeshu Mata, Shayaneshu Rambha; Roopeshu lakshmi, Kshamayeshu Dharitri; Satkarma Nari, Kuladharma Patni......(Translation - Works like a servant, Advises like a minister, Feeds like a mother, makes love like a nymph, is as beautiful as Lakshmi, and forgiving like the earth.)
Happy Woman's day!!

Taareekh

“Tareekh ….Tareekh ….Tareekh…..”

Sunny paaji ne kya kamaal dialogue bola tha

Yeh tareekh ka humara rishta bhi kamaal ka hai

Sabse khaas hai pehli tareekh

Kyonki 15 ya 20 tareekh hote hi

Pehli tarrekh ka intezaar karte hain..

Pehli tareekh agar 5 ya 7 me badal jaye to

tanke udhadne lagte hain (kisi khaas jagah ke)

Najaane kitne roop aur avatar me aati hai yeh tareekh

Angrezi me aaye to Romance bhari hoti hai

‘Kanuni’ aaye to pareshaani bhari hoti hai

Doctor se aaye to dard bhari hoti hai

Interview lekar aaye to armaano bhari hoti hai

Bank se aaye to tension bhari hoti hai

Varmala le kar aaye to Janmon ke vaade bhari hoti hai

Exam le kar aaye to paseene bhari hoti hai

Result lekar aaye to …uff!! mat poocho yaar

Aur jab Aakheeri aati hai to

Kilkaari se khaali thahakon tak ke

safar ka manzar

aankho ke saamne ghuma deti hai

Tab lagta hai yeh tareekh kyon aati hai

Thoda aage kyon nahi sarak jaati…

Judge Sahab…Ek aur tareekh ..sirf ek aur…..

Ek aam shehri ki bhadaas

“Ban karo”
Kya naara diya hai aaj ke netaon ne

‘Sach ka saamna’ nahi kar sakte
Ban karo

Hindu devi devta jo nirvikaar hain
Unhe aakar diya vo bhi nirvastra..
Budhaape me yeh kalaakaar sathiya gaya hai
Ban karo

Kisi thikaane pe balaayen thrikati thee
Bachcho ko bigaadthi thi
Unhe vahan se hatao
Sadakon pe utaro
duniaya ke sabse poorane vyapaar me basao
aur unke thikane
ban karo

ek aam shehri naasamajh hai
buddhu bakse (Idit box) me kya dekhna, kya nahi - use samajh nahi
samaaj ke thekedaar samjhayenge
varna
Ban karo

Garib majdoor auraten khule me nahati hain to chalta hai..
duniya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai to chalta hai..
firangi, tasveer lete ha into chalta hai
vo to Indian culture hai
magar kuch naamcheen hastiyan (celebrities) khule me nahati hai
hume “netra-sukh” pradaan karti hain
mat dekho
ban karo

'kaminey' shabd se aitraaj nahi
teli kaha to bhavnao ko thes lagi
Ban karo

Balika vadhu se kahin aap prerit na ho jao,
aur apne nanihalon ko bachpan me hi vida kardo
Ban karo

“Internet ki Bhabhi” ki baat karunga to mere blog ko hi
Ban karo

Pata nahi kyon, Kishor-da ke ek geet ki kuch panktiyan yaad aati hain –
“Humko jo taane dete hain hum khoye hain in rang-raliyon me,
Humne unko bhi chup chup ke aate dekha in galiyon me…”

Lekin sach ka saamna hum nahi kar sakte islye
is ‘sach’ ko bhi
Ban karo

“Once upon a time long long ago…”

Laash

Tad tad karke uski lash ko jalate dekh,

Man me ek ajeeb se pashvik anand ki anubhooti hui

Uski jalti lash se ek durgandh phail gayee thi

Vo saatvan tha..

Pehle teen to bina tadpe mar gaye

Panchva jo tadpa to dekh maja aaya..

Arey chate me abhi bhi jaan hai...

yeh le ..yeh le..

Kamal cheez banayi hai yeh “Racket” bhi

Raat bhar khoon choosa tha kambakhton ne